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Walmart: A hate relationshipI don’t like Walmart. It is a simple fact of life. People do not like Walmart. It is useful, sometimes cheap, but while you may shop there, searching for the lost treasures of ancient Mayan kings, you don’t like it. Some people, I have heard, do like shopping at Walmart, but these people CANNOT BE TRUSTED! If you are one of these people STAY AWAY! I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP SELF DEFENSE CLASSES AND I BOUGHT SOME PEPPER SPRAY AT WALMART SO STAY AWAY OR ELSE!Walmart: A hate relationship
Anyway, unlike most people who dislike Walmarts, I have a list of reasons I dislike Walmart which makes it okay! Okay, yeah, most of these probably apply only to our
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SandwichsmithingI had a ham sandwich for lunch today. Many, sadly, do not know how to make a delicious sandwich, ham or otherwise, which is why I am here, now, at this point, currently, in time and space. While some of you digest that sentence the smarter ones among us will move on to the instructions of how to make a sandwich to digest with the body, not the mind.Sandwichsmithing
And I’ve just confused myself. What? Digest… Sandwich… Body… Comma… Never mind all that. It is time to forge SANDWICHSMITHS from you lowly NOTSANDWICHSMITHS! Hurry my pupils, fetch the following supplies: a plate, a butter knife, and that is actually about it.
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A trip to the dentistI went to the dentist’s office recently. I don’t like going to the dentist. You could say I hate going to the dentist. In fact, we will say I hate going to the dentist. I hate going to the dentist. I hate going to the dentist with a passion. I hate going to the dentist like large chunks of the American populous.A trip to the dentist
I also hate the fact that I’ve said “going to the dentist” repeatedly because it makes what I’m writing extremely repetitive, but the purpose of this piece is about going to the dentist and it will suffice.
The first thing that confronts me when I step out of the minivan is the d
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- Current Residence: Texas, land of heat
- Interests: Books, drawing, food
- Favourite movie: The cool one that was all like awesome only repeatedly.
- Favourite band or musician: SWiTCH_
- Favourite genre of music: Country
- Favourite artist: Rene Margritte
- Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams
- Operating System: Windows 2000BC
- MP3 player of choice: The one that works
- Shell of choice: Those ones that are a shiny on the inside
- Wallpaper of choice: You know the ones with the little flowers? HOW DO THEY GET THOSE ON THERE?
- Skin of choice: The kind that keeps my organs in
- Favourite game: Paper Mario
- Favourite gaming platform: NES
- Favourite cartoon character: That one dude with the sword.
- Personal Quote: In retrospect this is a horrible idea.
- Tools of the Trade: Pencil, eraser, loud music
- Email: rubberchickenforprez@hotmail.com
- Yahoo: shebubu_cat_of_evil
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Thanks for the visit on my website. x) I see your work is still as ingenious as always. xD
Next time I make it to Texas, you, me, and your sister need to hang out.
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yess.... no ... yess ... maybe... oh i dont see why not to not to do what i see is not what i see to not to do....what?
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Circle renewed,
Peace will be found,
Beyond the night, on sacred ground
Member: =Apophysis
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Tater tots and squiggly dots....
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Circle renewed,
Peace will be found,
Beyond the night, on sacred ground
Member: =Apophysis
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